She disappeared from our lives without a word. I never expected to run into her at a Quik Mart in between jobs. What's a guy to do when he finds his first crush? Follow her home, of course, and remind her of all the things she's missing.I didn't know that holding onto Riley would involve living in a trailer park. Or keeping it a secret from my sister- her best friend.Riley is completely at home with lawn-mower racing, beer-guzzling exhibitionists. She doesn't think I can handle it.Well, I'm going to show Miss Trailerhood that I'm here to stay-no matter what trailer-park mayhem she puts me through. Love is patient, love is kind, love means buying a single wide.