"Where the hell am I and what is this ring doing on my finger?"

This is NOT the way I thought I'd be waking up after my first night in Vegas.
Naked. Pounding headache. Strange bed.
And an even stranger woman lying asleep next to me.
I'll admit, she's smokin' hot though...
I'm supposed to be here to party for my buddy's engagement.
Not to get married myself...
Something crazy definitely went down last night.
She's wearing the same gold band I am.
I'm definitely starting to panic now, trying to remember yesterday's details:
Trip down on the private jet - check.
Meeting the rest of the bachelor party guys at the hotel - check.
Afternoon drinks - check.
Dinner and drinks.
Blackjack and drinks.
Dancing and drinks.
Shots with a deliciously curvy blonde... and then it's all a blur.
F.M.L.
I need to get myself out of this mess ASAP.
Judging from the morning so far, last night was full of terrible decisions.
And I'm dreading what other surprises might be in store for me...