The alien barbarian comes for a princess, but abducts me instead.

When aliens try to kidnap my boss, the crown princess, I get a spark of genius and pretend that I am her instead. What's the worst that could happen? Get trapped in a spaceship with an ice barbarian king determined to make me his queen—that's what.

I have every right to be mad at him, to hate him, yet with each passing moment in his presence, I find myself less and less able to resist him. He's tall and blue, with a very large...endowment, and his hair has a life of its own. I can't help but turn into putty under his touch.

As the spaceship approaches the alien planet, I discover that my abductor isn't quite the barbarian he appears to be. He shows me the real him, and I think I love what I see. But the question is, can I tell him who I really am? And if I do, will he still want me?